This is Ms. Muppettt's husband here (this shall, hereafter, be my color). You may recognize me from my alter-ego, Zero Smythson, from the ever-popular blog, The Zero Review. (I've only posted on it once, but--still!--the blindingly intense intellectual brilliance that permeated every pixel of that post...)
First off--this means you--listen to my wife. She is smart. She is also pretty and spiritual and nice. This qualifies her as superior to just about everyone walking the face of the planet Earth. Certainly superior to me, at least.
Secondly, she's a librarian, so, if you cross her, she will silence you with a mighty SHOOSH of her forefinger and oh-so-lovely lips.
Third...I'm cool. Yeah. Really, really cool. Peace out.
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